A Few Famous Actors’ Strange Early Roles

Ever been watching a random show and thought to yourself, “Wait, was that…?” Maybe you hit rewind, paused, and hopped onto IMDb for a quick scroll through a famous actor’s career highlights, and then saw it. Yep! That amazing actor you love was totally that weird unnamed cameo in the background of a show you used to watch with your mom when you stayed home sick from school, or that goofy sci-fi movie you’re not sure anybody ever paid to see in the first place. Well, everyone has to start somewhere! Some of those somewheres just happen to be pretty strange. Here are a few “Huh?”’s from some of today’s box office favorites!

Jennifer Lawrence - Monk - “Mr. Monk and the Big Game" (Season 5 Episode 3, 2006)

Jennifer Lawrence on  Monk .

Jennifer Lawrence on Monk.

Before embodying her fierce characters Mystique and Katniss, JLaw’s filmography was decidedly…fluffier. I’d be lion (wink wink) if I didn’t say I was surprised to see a young Jennifer pumping up the auditorium as a school mascot in this episode of Monk with Tony Shalhoub.

Quentin Tarantino - Golden Girls - “Sophia’s Wedding Part 1” (Season 4 Episode 6, 1988)

Quentin Tarantino on  Golden Girls .

Quentin Tarantino on Golden Girls.

None of Tarantino’s signature artistic gore or carefully curated soundtrack here - just everyone’s favorite senior ladies from the lanai enjoying matriarch Sophia Petrillo’s wedding and a very familiar-faced Elvis impersonator. Thank goodness this wedding turned out better than Tarantino’s other Bride’s!

Jason Segel - Can't Hardly Wait, 1998

Jason Segel in  Can’t Hardly Wait .

Jason Segel in Can’t Hardly Wait.

Ah, the 90s, where teen flicks ruled the theaters. Can’t Hardly Wait features several young attractive teenagers vying for their chance to have the ultimate high school graduation party. It also features Jason Segel as Watermelon Guy, where we’re treated to a short scene of the now-famous actor, well, eating watermelon.


Kristen Stewart - The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, 2000

Kristen Stewart in  The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas.

Kristen Stewart in The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas.


Your eyes will be brontosore (get it?) squinting to catch Kristin Stewart’s tiny cameo as “Ring Toss Girl” at a carnival game in The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, but you’ll be glad once you yabba dabba did!


Patrick Dempsey - The Stuff, 1985

Patrick Dempsey in  The Stuff.

Patrick Dempsey in The Stuff.

If you’ve ever thought a movie about ice cream would make for a great horror plot, you might need to talk to your doctor about lactose intolerance. Nevertheless, this satirical dairy disaster gave the world a gift when it cast a young Patrick Dempsey as the delightfully-named “Underground Stuff Buyer #2.” Paging Doctor McCreamy!

So there you have it! Remember next time you’re gearing up for that audition as “Man in Post Office Line #4” or “Unnamed Janitor with Mop” you may just be on the brink of superstardom, too!

Posted on March 25, 2019 and filed under Actors, Celebrities.